Thursday, November 25, 2021

Mossy Oak Pursuit Citrus Berry All Zero Energy Drink Review

The white and vermilion can struggles to make sense with its alleged flavor of Citrus Berry. Those are fruits far more alive and fresh than the deciduous tree in the background, which does not appear to to be the same tree as the one in the logo- what is going on here?

The base of the flavor, orange and cranberry, is a fun one, but it is pounded into resignation by the swill's synthetic sweetness, a characteristic so compulsory that it cloaks most nuance of the caffeinated cocktail. Its saccharinity is repulsive and ugly, so needy of attention that it robs focus from the drink's fruit blend and reduces them to an afterthought; for zero sugar, gulps have an inescapable syrupiness that is derivative of only the most unpleasant potations. Tartness is one of the more tolerable players here, an almost affable acidity that languishes as it waits for a more dominant taste to take over. But effervescence is the strongest participant, every sip supplies the mouth with a surplus of suds, giving things a sense of momentum the beverage otherwise lacks.

This buzz, a generic two and a half hour one, is the best thing this camouflaged drink has going for it. It is smooth and does not end in a crash. Every can contains: B vitamins, taurine, and 160 milligrams of caffeine. On the whole, Mossy Oak Pursuit Citrus Berry All Zero lives up to its namesake: "all zero."

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