Saturday, January 4, 2014

Bullet Energy Drink Review

2014 is in full effect, yet we start the new year off with a crap Red Bull wannabe leftover from the energy drink stone age. Bullet debuts in an appropriate "bullet" can, a tiny eight ounces painted blue with little flair or personality. Sure, the crosshair is a nice touch, but everyone knows you cannot spell "bullet" without "Bull." Red Bull that is.

This odoriferous beverage is equally foul on the tongue, gummy and sticky to sip with the horrendous tastes of vanilla and apple who will overwhelm any drinker. There is minimal sourness but instead super sweetness, with the ordinarily petite eight ounces proving too much. If anything, Bullet does finish cleanly, perhaps with some sweetness left on the palate, but that is where the positives begin and end.

Each can contains: B vitamins, taurine, 120 calories, and seventy nine milligrams of caffeine. If you have any experience with energy drinks, you know how this poor potation preforms; an hour or so long kick of pathetic strength, but at least without a crash. Altogether, this is everything wrong with Red Bull clones in one small package; ugly, disgusting, and weak.

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4 comments:

  1. Awesome reviews thanks you for your insight and opinion on the drinks

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  2. I have Bullet when it frist came out kept it for sorvior it have silver bullet cap on top

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  3. JoleenJennings@gmail.com. AKA GROOVYGRANNYSeptember 23, 2017 at 12:05 PM

    It's funny how you say, " AT LEAST WITHOUT A CRASH ". The crash is the worst part of an energy drink. I have a daughter who drinks Red Bull from sun up until she goes to bed! And complains of terrible migraine.
    I just tried my first Bullet today. Love the taste of Apple and Vanilla so no problem there. I really don't know what more to say. Go to your Dr. And get a good ol' shot of B-12. None of these drinks are intended on lasting 12 hours. Good job Bullet.

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  4. Why was 79 written as "seventy nine"? This is the drink that killed a man, after he drank 8 of them. 8x79 = 632mg caffeine. Not very much...

    https://www.thenewsnigeria.com.ng/2014/12/man-dies-consuming-eight-cans-of-energy-drink-and-loses-a-bet/

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