Friday, August 13, 2021

Bang Champagne Energy Drink Review

There is a reason Bang Champagne was for sale at the local Dollar Tree; the sparkling wine has no reason being in energy drinks! The can does at least use the right color scheme, but the visuals are lethargic, failing to convey a sense of urgency or a premium look. It is, instead, simply that same old design with a lot of gold.

This is, without question, one of the most unorthodox tastes my tongue has ever witnessed. It is fruity, creamy, sweet and has an unmistakable alcohol burn. There is in fact no actual booze here, but the food scientists at Bang have done their homework; each imbibe climaxes with a harsh, indistinct sting that lingers well after the physical liquid is quaffed. The unfortunate thing is how unpleasant this characteristic is, an element present out of obligation to the French bubbly and not to any benefit to the actual experience. It derails every sip with its idiosyncratic involvement, something that even my fingers and all the thesauruses in the world cannot do justice in describing. As for the remainder of potable, the combination of vanilla and produce make their own mistake, a grave one: it is way, way too saccharine! Acidity is forgotten here, which aborts the development of the flavors involved, resulting in a most basic representation. Not to say that sourness could rescue this product, but it would at least show some consideration behind the ideas inception.

A four hour long kick from 300 milligrams is what my body got, however, who knows if the extended buzz was a result of my slowed sipping, trying to wrap my head around its puerile peculiarity. Other ingredients include B vitamins, eaa aminos, creatine, among others.

The front of the can reads than Bang is "potent brain and body fuel." That's incorrect; it should read "impotent taste."

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1 comment:

  1. I was a little hesitant but I ended up liking it. Kinda has a slight bubble gum flavor. Not too fizzy. Better than most.

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