Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Uber Monster Energy Brew Review

For almost five bucks, Uber Monster does certainly look worthy of such a price, coming not only in a glass bottle but also being 'brewed.' The gold looks wonderful over the black and green, and is probably the best of the company's many efforts, however they will probably reuse the design to the point of exhaustion.

After several minutes and finally disestablishing the pry-off cap, my first sip immediately disappointed me. The flavour of Monster benefits nothing having been brewed, aside from the weaker effervescence and being somewhat smoother. It is the same cotton candy, vanilla, and gummy apple experience that no one today is a virgin to, completely chemical conceptions that are madly sweet and unduly uncreative. I finished the entire glass with relative ease however, but after drinking the same sugary Monster taste what seems like a dozen times, regardless as to whether it is concentrated, imported, Absolutely Zeroed, low carb, or brewed, the flavour still is not very good.

There is only about three or so hours of energy underneath the non-screw off cap, a big let down considering the price. Each can contains: caffeine, inositol, ginseng, taurine, B vitamins, guarana, and quercetin. In the end, Uber Monster Energy Brew is a willfully wonted beverage, an uneconomical bomb that seems to intentionally fall short of its self-proposed potential.

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would totally have to disagree, it's been a long time since I've had an energy drink give me a high like that and I'm a habitual abuser. Normally I really hate the monster flavors but this one was better, true it was similar to the original but smoother. I didn't have a crash after and the energy stayed with me for hours longer than most energy drinks. I felt a clean energy high, without the shakes and jitters of normal caffeine overloads. In the end I don't think I would buy it very often since the price is really ridiculous, but I would when I need a true long lasting energy rush without the crash.

Anonymous said...

I agree with the bro above me. I love the uber monster. It really perked me up when normal monster just keeps me awake.

Anonymous said...

I have to agree with these 2 above me you apparently have no taste this is by far one of the best monsters I have had and being a 3rd shifter I drink a lot of it.

Anonymous said...

Agree with the 3 above me, I loved the drink, it had a great flavour and gave me an awesome energy boost.

Anonymous said...

Agree with the 4 above.

JoshC said...

Agree with the 5 above. I think people just like to criticize shit too much because this shit is awesome!

JoshC said...

Agree with the 5 above. People seem to love to criticize shit way too much - especially on reviews. The stuff tastes awesome and it produced the biggest energy buzz I have ever had.

Anonymous said...

I agree with the 6/7 above me.

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