vitaminenergy dragonfruit

In a quest to review the vitaminenergy line for some god DAMN PEACE AND QUITE from their lawyers, I decided to try the last vitaminenergy in the line, Dragonfruit. Now, I don't know if its that I'm stupid or something, but aren't dragons made of meat, not fruit? I don't know... the whole vitaminenergy line has been a rather disappointment, but there's hope that there last flavour, dragonfruit, will be an awesome... great... good... decent... yeah decent drink.

FIRST IMPRESSION: The can's much better than fruit punch or tropical citrus, though that's like saying that getting my left arm ripped off hurt less than when I had my right arm ripped off. Though I'm still mad that they just put a label on the can, I will praise them for putting a different saying on each flavour. Thank god, I never though this would happen. Monster, Joker, and many other energy drink companies don't bother putting a unique text on each flavour. Could the world be coming to an end because of this new idea, or is the world coming to an end because the new Friday the 13th didn't suck? I'll let you be the judge...3/5

TASTE: I took a sip and was hit with a light, almost too light berry flavour. Its very easy to drink, as it has a low carbonation level. Overall, easily the best tasting in the whole vitaminenergy line. I like the flavour, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have its flaws. For starters, the flavours simply too light, you can barely notice it. Another thing that's gonna knock a couple of points off its final score is this weird after taste that's hard to describe, though its not too bad, and it gets less noticeable with time, its still there...3.5/5

KICK: Each can contains: 150 mg of caffeine, 2000 mg of Taurine, 200 mg of Bioenergy Ribose, 200% of Vit. C, B3, B6, B12, B5, and Folic Acid. This mix gave me a decent buzz, though this shouldn't be downed if your in the need for some quick and powerful energy. This buzz is more for frolicking in the garden, and going au naturel...3/5

FINAL WARD: Overall, I feel that vitaminenergy dragonfruit is a decent health energy drink, though one(1) should probably stick with the Xenergy line for a great tasting, powerful, healthy energy drink. Or the GURU line, really, after remembering about the GURU and Xenergy lines, I really see no reason for buying vitaminenerg-*SLAP* vitaminenergy dragonfruit was a awesome drink, so go out an buy it(damn lawyers...)...3.1/5

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vitaminenergy fruit punch

A while back, I reviewed vitaminenergy tropical citrus, and gave it one(1) of the lowest scores I've ever given an energy drink, a one.eight(1.8) out of five(5), and because of this, vitaminenergys stock drop dramatically because of my low score, and with that on my conciseness, I couldn't enjoy the things I once could, like watching marathons of Steven Segal movies, punch babies, lick door knobs on other planets and running. So, to finally get this major thing off my conciseness, I bought both the fruit punch and dragonfruit variety to give the vitaminenergy the justice they "might" deserve. So in honor of them, I now present you, energy guru and drink...

FIRST IMPRESSION: The can is very similar to the other Glaceau products, like their vitaminwater products, but that doesn't mean I really like it, I don't. Another thing I don't like the purple top of the can, it doesn't match what I think of when I think fruit punch, which is red. And of other note, the design isn't really printed on the metal, its just slapped on label. This really isn't too attractive, but I guess it saves money, which I guess helped them avoid bankruptcy after I wrote the bad review...2/5

TASTE: When I opened the can and took a sniff, and was immediately hit with flash backs of Boo Koo Punch's smell. I took a sip and was hit with a faint punch flavour in a seltzer like water. Its not sweet at all, which is weird spin to the classic punch flavour. Its hard to distinguish an individual flavours from this. Overall, a decent tasting drink, though it could have had more flavour, and less seltzer taste, its still not an offensive flavour...3/5

KICK: Each can contains: 150 mg of caffeine, 2000 mg of Taurine, 200 mg of Bioenergy Ribose, 200% of Vit. C, B3, B6, B12, B5, and Folic Acid. This mix gave me a decent buzz, but nothing I haven't seen a dozen times. I didn't feel all jittery, instead a little more alert, a perfect example of a healthy buzz. For a comparison, the kick was similar to Inked Chikara, not powerful, but you DO feel alert...3/5

FINEL WORD: All and all, I feel that vitaminenergy fruit punch is a huge improvement over tropical citrus. Though, I do wish that the flavour was a little stronger, and that kick was more powerful, but because I wasn't expecting anything, its still a decent drink trapped in a horrible can. I'm gonna try to review dragonfruit, and do a re-review of tropical citrus, that way glaceau's lawyers will STOP BANGING AT MY FRONT DOOR, and leave me and my energy drink addiction alone...3/5

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