These Alani Nu varieties continue to experiment out of boredom instead of necessity; how else could they finalize the name of today's potable, Cosmic Stardust. It fails to give the consumer any indication of what they are purchasing, as last time I checked, Cosmic Stardust is not a flavor found in nature.Melon is the star of Cosmic Stardust, an entry in the bewildering Alani Nu line that does zero justice to the idiosyncratic fruit. Cantaloupe and watermelon make up the meat of each sip, but they are joined by a distracted and very unnatural tasting strawberry (despite containing only "natural flavors"). The red accessory fruit in particular distracts from any consistency achieved, an adaptation that lacks either the hearty punch of fresh strawberries or the proud artificiality of strawberry candies. Yet that is not all that is upset in the world here. What actually destroys the experience is the acidity, a misguided tartness that tastes spoiled rather than lip-puckering, a sort of lactic sourness your tongue is more familiar with when consuming yogurt or the sort. The sweetness, a combo of the ever-familiar erythritol, sucralose and ace-k, do not stand a chance protesting the persuasive perversion. The trilogy of sweeteners introduce nothing funky on their own, a most stable blend that simply cannot find its legs beneath the weight of the unbecoming astringency.
At least the kick is good, thanks to 200 milligrams, the buzz lasts a solid three hours. Other ingredients include: B vitamins, taurine, ginseng, inositol, and guarana, and of course others. To end, Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust is a real failure to launch.
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