Despite parents' intentions, kids will play Mortal Kombat. It's "M" rating only keeps honest people honest, which makes their G Fuel energy drink spinoff all the more difficult to wrap my head around. It is true that better role models for children have had their own potent potable (Bob Ross, Sonic The Hedgehog, etc.,), but there is a danger inherent in what they are doing here, and I am not sure that the energy drink market is ready for that responsibility.
The flavor here is pretty good, considering there is 300 milligrams of caffeine and a host of peculiar supplements to mask. It is blue raspberry to its most candied effect, so much so you would swear your teeth are rotting with every imbibe. Of course, all we have is the standard sucralose and ace-k, but they inhabit the essence of honest sugar, no doubt aided exponentially by the acidity, which here is strong and unrelenting. It is an ever-familiar experience of canned confection, one that every reader here has had a sip or two of. You gulp and you gulp but never does the drink depart from this domestic destination, and that is just during this hot and humid months. As you lap up the liquid, there is a certain sense of satisfaction from a decent balance of sweet and tart. What does any of this have to do with Mortal Kombat? Beats me.
Potency remains the brand's most notable characteristic, a three and a half hour long kick that hits just all the right notes. It is neither a jittery one nor end with a crash, capturing exactly what one wants from a modern-day energy drink. Overall, G Fuel Mortal Kombat 11 Ice Shatter does not, a-hem, shatter expectations.
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