G Fuel Miami Nights Energy Drink Review

Sitting on a dented dollar store shelf, the design to G Fuel Miami Nights is incredible; the 80's called, they want their can back. Oh sure, text is again an issue here, with words written in all sorts of different sizes, colors, fonts and directions, but I mean, just look at it! This is the sort of design that makes you want to hop into your Pontiac Firebird and cruise on a lone highway in your own driving montage.

Pouring out crystal clear and smelling indistinctly of pleasant fruits, things fly right off the rails the second the bubbly elixir touches your tongue. Coconut, an expected player as mentioned at the top of its metal transport, quickly becomes all you can often taste, like drinking suntan lotion after you have already spent hours in the hot summer sun- what you need is to quench your thirst, not drink your own lather! Letting the tawdry liquid sit a second more on your taste buds, the often shredded and sweetened drupe gives way slightly to strawberry, another anticipated appearance, a piece of produce who thrives in sweetness but decides to instead bring with it some acidity. And I love making my lips pucker, but the tartness here is a lactic sourness, like a container of yogurt not appreciating a stay under that aforementioned orb of fire in the sky. Ace-k and sucralose, in that order, are in command of the overall sugariness, but this is not the kind of experience that would be any better with a single gram of honest carbohydrates; this is a rough sixteen ounces, my hand trembling as bound by my critic-duty to go in for another mouthful.

With just 140 milligrams of caffeine, G Fuel disappoints me further with a paltry kick. Lasting something south of two hours, the kick here could have rescued the overall product. Vitamins and amino acids are also present, but this, my friends, is no present.

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