Slap Strawberry Frost Frozen Energy Review

Strawberry Frost's packaging is decent, no worse than the previous varieties before it, but certainly not any better. The red works well against the graphite, however there is too much text for its own good, most useless and none explaining its 'frozen' gimmick.

Even with perspiration pouring off my forehead from the sauteing sun this morning, this vinyl vessel stayed solid beyond the broached three minutes. The flavor is obvious and alone on the tongue, as one dimensional as it is always, however this uncomplicatedness is magic in something so cold and refreshing on a day like this. Soon the frore flesh fluxes, with sleet suspended in the strawberry syrup, not unlike a beginner's homemade ice cream. But I sucked the glacial glue out at quite a pace, and despite my initial reluctance, this is surprisingly my favorite frozen flavor.

Taurine, B vitamins, and 140 milligrams of caffeine make up the chilled cocktail, though it is worth mentioning the product's twelve grams of fiber. The decent-strength buzz lasted no longer than two and a half hours. In the end, though one of the line's most mainstream flavor, Slap Strawberry Frost sadly suffers from an underexplained artifice.

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Slap Lemonade Frozen Energy Review

Frozen Lemonade is a much more marketable flavour than is the apple variety, with ice pops and Italian ices and sherbets often tasting of the yellow fruit. Slap's packaging however, is unable to demonstrate what exactly people would be buying into, as its novelty cannot be explained with just words.

The inconsistent thawing allows for a turbid mush, a frigid soup thick with ice. It tastes obtusely of lemon, unnecessarily sweetened with little tartness. It has a discernible bite and is at first refreshing, but you grow bored with the ten ounces quickly and the saccharinity is promptly cloying. Possessing the plastic polar pouch proves problematic, not only for its cumbersomeness but also because the thin coat of ice breaks off and leaves a puddle, not to mention the lubrication does not make for an easy hold. Plus, actually consuming this in public is rather embarrassing, as the gimmick of sucking the nipple of a dripping, gelid bag is not common.

There is 140 milligrams of caffeine, some taurine, and varied quantities of several B vitamins. The energy cocktail can only muster up a two and a half hour buzz, jittery probably because of the sugar more so than anything. Overall, the laziness of the flavour pales in comparison to the brisk imagination of its niche sibling.

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Slap Crisp Apple Frozen Energy Review

This is easily the most novel energy product of the year, with the gimmick of a take-home energy slush admittingly a pretty cool one. But that is not to say the packaging is all sound, as while the look is moderately consistent the pouch becomes a bit long winded, as the potency declaration and subjacent contest banner are too large if they need be present at all. It does standout among the other energy drinks on the shelve, though one does wonder why the consumer must freeze them themselves rather than directly purchasing them from the store's chill chest.

Stubbornly slippery and awkward in the palm, getting a firm hold of the ice crusted pouch proved harder than anticipated. The flavour is surprisingly familiar, tasting obviously of apples but laudably authentically, though the constant massage to persuade the slush to the top is wearisome. The experience is a refined pluralism of various varieties, none selectively seen and instead viewed as one, thick with dimension and incredibly complex. It is tart but balanced by its surpassing sweetness, thirty seven grams of nectar that surely contribute to the product's steep 230 calories. The texture to the frigid pulp is dense with ice shards but is otherwise smooth, though the consistency is actually more alike that of a swiftly thawing freezer pop rather than the machine churned Slush Puppie, Icee, or Slurpee found at any convenience store. Overall, though the flavour itself was nothing spectacular, the viscosity and method of consumption truly gave this its identity.

Each plastic purse provides: caffeine(140mg), taurine, and some B vitamins. Two plus hours lasted the buzz, of typical strength but not without jitters. In the end, Slap Crisp Apple Frozen Energy's arctic artifice is pretty cool, and overall it kicks some serious ice.

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