Hype Enlite Energy Drink Review

Rising from the grave is the Hype line, a brand not seen on this site in seven years! This time, Enlite's can has more purple and a bit less pink than it had all those years ago when I last reviewed it, however it is no more interesting. The giant white brand name is at least easy to read, however the smaller "energy" and the subsequent cursive text is difficult to decipher.

The crystal clear liquid sits flatly on the tongue, a dull and metallic experience mewed with minuscule sweetness and even less flavor. It is an awful cocktail, a Red Bull clone bitter with its blend of apple, vanilla, and citrus, all so chemical-tasting with a hebetudinous texture that weighs down the already uncharismatically carbonated experience. The three savors sit dissonantly stitched together, with every unfortunate gulp you feel the explicit walls between each dissentient sapor. The stannic flavor from the can perverts each of the many obnoxious sips of this tatterdemalion potable, interdicting the three-part sugar-system of sucralose, ace-k and actual sugar from actual sugaring. Overall, Hype Enlite needs some enlightening.

Each can contains: B vitamins, taurine, and 152 milligrams of caffeine. The ingredient blend lamentably loses eight milligrams of my namesake chemical and some others, however the kick is equally unceleritous. In the end, Hype Enlite's tepid reformulation took bad and made it worse.

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