Saturday, March 3, 2018

Mega Java Coffee Energy Drink Review

Lidl keeps on pumping out drinks, with what seems like a new flavor each time I enter the store. Coffee is the promised variety today, a disinteresting can that demonstrates why a decent graphic designer is needed; this is a horrible can! Text is everywhere, slowing down your eyes as it tries to come up with any reason as to why to pick up such an ugly chunk of aluminum.

The flavor here is among the worst for a coffee energy drink- pungent, watery and fatless. Reduced fat milk is the first ingredient, but it tastes spoiled and diluted, a strange, almost metallic taste that permeates every imbibe. This is without a doubt a disgusting experience. Any actual taste of coffee is lost in a sea of sour, serous dairy product, removed of the pined fattiness or sweetness. There are thirty total grams of sugar, but your tongue argues against that figure, along with everything about each sip. How can a drink go so poorly? There is zero energy in the flavor, a rotten potable that will only be consumed completely by those who review such products. Lucky me.

The energy blend is not half bad: taurine, ginseng, guarana, inositol, B vitamins and 150 milligrams of caffeine. It is an unspectacular kick, lasting around two hours, but it is the only thing mediocre here- everything else is terrible!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is the most needlessly pretentious review of an offbrand energy drink I have ever read. I don't think any normal human needs this many words to describe a drink. Go outside and chill out. Thanks.

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