SlimFast Slim Cafe Mocha Macchiato Energy Review

Why it is SlimFast, throwing their hat into the ring of energy coffees with Slim Cafe Mocha Macchiato. Their can is not that bad, but it is your usual, generic-looking canned coffee drink, really driving home how little sugar is contained inside the aluminum walls. It is the bottom section of the shrink-wrapped transport where things become gross, losing focus of what is important here (the 150 milligrams of caffeine), to the point where the little coffee beans blend into the snapless shards of chocolate.

Much like how Yoo-hoo is a chocolate "drink" and not a chocolate milk as it does not contain enough of the moo juice, Slim Cafe Mocha Macchiato like a milky coffee without any milk. Reduced fat milk is the second ingredient, and there is two grams of fat inside every can, but it has all the flavor and body of the most skimmed soy milk. The coffee taste itself tastes distant, diluted beneath ounces of water, without any trademark bitterness or namesake robustness. What saves everything from complete disaster is the chocolate flavor; an abridged variation on the deep cocoa taste you would want, but it will have to do in a beverage like this. The entire experience drinks like powdered milk and instant coffee stirred into ice-cold tap water, only difference being that I spent two plus bucks here.

There is all the aforesaid quantity of caffeine, but that is about it. But the buzz is pretty rocking, lasting two and a half hours, with a bit of a crash after. As for this purported weight-loss gimmick, I am not sold; I finished the entire can, and my pants are still just as tight.

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