Monster Zero Sugar Energy Drink Review

What is this? Has Monster resorted to remaking their existing line of potables? I have no idea. Is this the same as their "Lo-Carb" variant? Or their "Absolutely Zero" flavor? What about "Zero Ultra?" Why is this so convoluted? Anyway, the can is as appealing as always, although it is practically interchangeable with any other diet version in the line.

The flavor is a blast from the past, for better or worse. It is equally nostalgic and mundane, a mild remix of experiences from a more vulnerable and innocent energy drink age. A thick bubble gum taste launches your palate into this blast from the caffeinated past, coating each taste bud in a recycled blanket of broadly listless effervescence. Vanilla debuts more aggressively here than in earlier adaptations, drowning the nuance featured in previous mutations of this Monster flavor profile. Your palate struggles to pick apart the indeterminately fruity underbelly of each imbibe, resulting in a wrecked goulash of apple, white grape, and pineapple, all sipping without wit or purpose. The sweetener system features the familiar faces of sucralose and ace-k, who do a admirable job keeping the candied nature of what is advertised, however in 2020, the antediluvian duo are not only showing their age- they could probably buy cigarettes.

Each can contains a trivial 140 milligrams of caffeine, as well as taurine, ginseng, guarana, inositol, and B vitamins. The buzz lasted about two hours, a weaksauce kick to an equally disappointing potable considering Monster had a chance to completely rewrite their namesake diet potable here, and instead just fluffed the pillows and called it a day.

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