Unfortunately, the essence of Mtn Dew is lost in a cascade of syntheticness and candy. It is pure unpleasantry, twelve ounces of absolutely no good, rotten, bad time nastiness. The fruity flavor is dimensionless, that oh so familiar "melted Jolly Rancher" simulation that plagues so many potables using melons as their inspiration. We have a rather unique sweetener blend, with soft drink stalwart aspartame joining the common duo ace-k and sucralose, but they bring out the worst in each other, every sip is cloaked in a heavy mask of syntheticness, each of the three showcasing their own special brand of diet burn, cultivating in an aftertaste that lingers well after your final imbibe.
We have sixty eight milligrams of caffeine, but that is the only ingredient here worth noting. Overall, Mtn Dew Zero Sugar Major Melon is a major miscalculation, but considering its fervent fans, it probably will not matter much in terms of sales.
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