Friday, December 31, 2021

2021, Your Drink Sucks

 2021. The year we escaped the pandemic. Then it came back, at least twice, along with oh so many sucky energy drinks

*these are not necessarily products that were released in 2021, but rather those that were reviewed here in 2021.*



Coca-Cola with Coffee Dark Blend
Not an energy drink, but it sucks. Trust me


Adrenaline Shoc Cotton Candy
Dear energy drink makers: if your drink contains no sugar, please do not flavor it after what is basically pure sugar


Monster Khaotic Energy Juice

By remaking the brand's earlier "Khaos" version, they have hit the fool's gold mine


Rockstar Pure Zero Blue Ice
Do they still make this? I doubt it. And only a smart consumer can guess why


International Delight Caramel Macchiato Iced Coffee
When will companies realize that we buy canned coffees for the coffee and not the sugar, fat and flavoring?

You will need more than a spoon full of sugar to help this medicinal energy drink go down

A relic of a bygone era of energy drinks, the brand should make like the dinosaurs and die


Mtn Dew Baja Flash
This might be a soda, but it still sucks


Arizona Mucho Mango
This is one of those drinks that disappoints more so than anything. But that is on me really; why should I have had any expectations?




Bang Champagne
Some drinks are bad. Other are awful. Then, deep behind all the other disasters lays a section of cesspool cocktails that have no right existing. In this unforsaken land of forgotten products, Bang Champagne is lobbying hard to be their leader

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