red rain Zero Sugar Energy Drink Review

red rain Zero Sugar is an appalling revision of an honestly decent looking drink, swapping the black sleekness for white bleakness. The red does bounce attractively off of the bare aluminum, but it is too a point of excess here, and the embarrassing quantity of text really fail any chances of the can passing. Twice mentioned is the inclusion of B vitamins, and there is no reason to say "zero sugar," and "low calorie" in sequence, and later be followed by "diet."

Manufacturer Cott calls this citrus, which is as big a lie as me telling you I do not overwrite. It is an entirely chemical experience, truly not tasting much like anything, and really resembling Red Bull in theory more so than through execution, an expected succumbing to the dark side of energy drinks. Its viscosity is gummy without having much flavor to affect, with only a slight vanillin taste, thoroughly medicinal and empty on the tongue. Young kids who love those puckering candies would probably imbibe this stuff like crazy, as everything is forcefully sour and to the point where it just does not enhance the experience, as if sourness is the way to make a good potable. The saccharinity is decent, however, easily the highlight of each sip, though it feels pointless within the overall bland unnaturalness, where it is presented with the impossible task of sweetening and making any of the many inorganically inept sips the least bit enjoyable.

There is no reward for suffering through the entire can, with only 142 milligrams of caffeine present. There is also some B vitamins, taurine, and inositol, but nothing but the popular stimulant could have brought the two hour buzz up to something longer lasting. In the end, red rain Zero Sugar is a lazy excuse for not only an energy drink, but for bubbly drinks in general.