Jocko Go, shrink-wrapped can and all, appears and feels unsatisfying. The admittedly cool logo text is outnumbered by all the other less interesting words, stuff disinteresting to read and to look at.
The top of the design reads "new improved flavor," but says who? Definitely not me! This is like drinking suntan lotion, a cloying coconut that coats your sadden tongue like its covered in SPF 2000. Pineapple is hardly present, the bright acidity and pungent sweetness nowhere detected. Instead it is all coconut, and I was crestfallen from ounce one all the way to the final twelfth. Monk fruit extract and fermented sugarcane (reb-m) are in charge of saccharinity, lacking the textural oomph to convince even the most virgin palates of any carbohydrate involvement. Yet all the above is not the worst aspect here, oh no, that would be the carbonation. Or should I say, how there is not one. Mouthfuls are flat and that is a shame, because even a hint of effervescence could have imbued even the slightest bit of excitement into this leaden liquid.
Potency is but another problem here, with only ninety five milligrams of caffeine, the buzz was enough to satiate your average craving for the chemical, but that is about all it does. Other ingredients include vitamins, amino acids, electrolytes, and others. Overall, Jocko Go Pineapple + Coconut is not only bad, it is disrespectful.
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