It is almost as if Mtn Dew has listened to my yearly criticisms towards their VooDew releases and published a diet version. Now do I condone artificial sweeteners? About as much as I condone soft drinks honestly. The twelve ounce can is packed with wild fonts, colors and visuals, and is about as attractive a packaging as the brand has ever been. Interpret that as you will.
As bound by candy corn law, this tastes nothing like the polarizing Halloween staple, but in actuality, this barely tastes like anything special at all. The Mtn Dew base of citrus and melon hardly allows for anything else to break through the diet carbohydrates, sucralose and ace-k sweet to the palate like licking those multicolored satchels at the counter of your local coffee shop. No one imbibe resembles the brand's previous VooDews or even this year's, nuance lost in a saccharine sea of aggressive effervescence and plucky tartness. It is not a bad time on the tongue mind you, completely drinkable actually, but what is so mysterious about this I have no idea.
Sixty eight milligrams of caffeine is a good amount for a twelve ounce potable, kicking like any non-energy drink would. But this is not an energy drink, so why are we still talking? Anyway, Mtn Dew VooDew 2022 Zero Sugar will sell like hot cakes, so anything I have to say is just writing on the internet, destined to be lost like this years' top trick or treat costume.
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