Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Maxwell House Max 2x Boost Vanilla Iced Coffee Review

Now what the hell is this drink called?! "Maxwell House Max 2x Boost Vanilla Iced Coffee?" That is clumsy and repetitive, and that is a shame considering the bottle is fairly nice. Its all black backdrop looks great against the splash of dark brown coffee, and I particularly like the scale smack-dab in the middle showing its potency (180 milligrams of caffeine here).

The flavor is yucky, plain, and simple, plain and simple. Skim milk is the furthest thing from an adequate dairy delivery system, with the "concentrated coffee" tasting so incredibly bitter that with every sip I debated whether or not to just cancel this review. But I kept on sipping, just for you; because I like you all a lot. Without a doubt there needs to be a grander fattiness, something to cut through the acerbity. Sugar, thirty three grams of is, also never gives the acridity a fight- with each imbibe the saccharinity succumbs to the overwhelming astringency, staining your palate of pungent obnoxiousness. Perhaps worst of all is how the bitterness does not taste as if it is from coffee- there is a dominant chemical influence to it. This is a fascinatingly poor beverage, one who's execution is so wrong-headed from gulp one that by the time you drink the last drop the only accomplishment you feel is that from escaping tedium.

Each bottle contains just 180 milligrams of caffeine, a solid amount do not get me wrong; crafting a kick lasting three hours just about. Overall, Maxwell House Max 2x Boost Vanilla Iced Coffee is as exhausting to say out loud as it is to drink.

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