Alani Nu keeps on trucking along with new and returning odd-ball design choices, this time it is the alleged flavor of "Tropsicle." It is clever and shows personality in an important piece of text, however the rest of the packaging is riddled with flaws. The shrink-wrapped can is unsatisfying in the hand, and the visuals show none of the creativity that the name offers. There is no sense of excitement here, writing that arrives and dies on the front of the aluminum.Opening the can and knocking back the first few ounces exposes a product unsure of itself. The party of tropical fruits are hollow, tasting primarily of pineapple, but it never goes for the jugular; your tongue identifies the armored piece of produce only for it to simply exist, never encouraging your tastebuds to return for another imbibe. Its sweetness and tartness hold the other nectars to its central theme, but instead of exploring elements of the experience, they deplete complexities out from these characteristics. Without calories, the drink relies on erythritol, sucralose and ace-k, a trilogy that does a good job resembling honest carbohydrates without ever having the nasty medicinal or misplaced freshness from the involved diet honeys. Yet, the likes of orange and raspberry exhaust the sugariness, a fun blend that is drained before it can fully exploit the potential of the vegetation. On the other side of energy drink town, passion fruit and grapefruit bankrupt the acidity. All this results in a potation that is sweet and sour, yet simultaneously neither. Unfortunately, it is all something your tongue ultimately dismisses by the second or third sip.
Potency is the strongest thing here, a buzz lasting about three hours. Thanks to two hundred milligrams of caffeine, some B vitamins, with taurine, ginseng, inositol, and guarana. To end, Alani Nu Tropsicle disappoints. That is all there is to it.
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