Mr. Brown Vanilla Iced Coffee Review

After many years, Mr. Brown returns to the land of The Caffeine King, still wearing that all-white leisure suit that I am surprised does not have a coffee stain or two on it. (He is also quite corpulent for a man who drinks black coffee.) But the design is a cartoony mess who's best characteristic is the chubby can.

The thick metal walls pour a thin-bodied coffee, almost overly sweet and slightly stained of vanilla. It is your usual canned coffee, but there is something wrong here; the texture is a bit off, every sip swishes effortlessly from tastebud to tastebud without much in the way of weight- thanks no doubt to just containing milk powder, the third ingredient. Water is number one, with sugar right behind it, but most disheartening is "coffee flavor" listed as number four- what kind of "iced coffee" contains milk powder and coffee flavor? It is far from an undrinkable experience, and the eight plus ounces are a breeze to gulp down, Mr. Brown is far from your ideal container of java.

Each can contains, well, what I listed above. For a kick, it is equivalent of your average mug of instant coffee. Overall, Mr. Brown Vanilla is a bizarrely boilerplate beverage.

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