Showing posts with label vanilla. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vanilla. Show all posts

Sunday, June 29, 2025

Death Wish Coffee Company Premium Vanilla Latte Review

Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in "Death Wish, coffee?" The Death Wish brand has existed for some time, and even I have enjoyed a mugful of the bitter bean beverage, freshly brewed, and all I can remember is thinking to myself that it was not exactly worth the high price. But what about a can of the stuff, conveniently packaged for ease of consumption, and get a review to boot, well, color me intrigued.

With milk as its first ingredient, bringing to the experience three and a half grams of fat (half of which is saturated), mouthfuls are fatty like a bite of ice cream. The texture is heavy, sticking then slowly crawling down your palate no matter which number sip it is. Fortunately there is real sugar here, sixteen total grams of the stuff, half of which is added, and the slight toothsome grit of the grainy sweetener is able to just barely begin to break up the lardaceous grasp of the moo juice. But by this point, you have gulped nearly all of the eleven ounces on offer here, and your body begins to scream internally, crazed with frustration as it ingests yet another canned coffee cocktail that does not taste like coffee! The flavor is vanilla, as expected, an unspectacular simulation of the world's second most expensive spice that replaces its innate nuance with more saccharinity. Yet I keep coming back to my tongue, and how it could not detect any of that caustic roasty-toasty goodness a product named "Death Wish" suggests; it must be based on the fifth film.

Just how much caffeine do we have here? No idea: the can reads "up to as much caffeine as one and a half cups of coffee," a line that sounds good in a commercial but fails to hold any weight; is it comparing to a standard six ounce cup of coffee? What about the brew method, or type of beans used. Or roasting method. If only all this could be solved with an actual amount...

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Tuesday, May 20, 2025

Java Monster Triple Shot French Vanilla Energy Coffee Review

Java Monster Triple Shot French Vanilla's can here is clean and concise but lacking in personality. It barely registers when you quickly scan your local energy coffee cooler, blending into the rest of the brand's offerings with its benign beige complexion.

Your first and last sip, and everything in between, is hardly anything to write home about, unless you like spending your time coming up with different ways to write "boring." Three and a half grams of fat, over of half of which is saturated, crash out of the fifteen ounce can and onto your disinterested palate, painting on a dense film of fatty displeasure. Now heavy textured products are nothing new, but there is no flavor to the milkiness, no creamy ecstasy; it feels condensed by something other than the desired dairy delight, like a mild oil or by some sort of starch shenanigans. But its opaque mouthfeel leaves little room to taste any of the promised vanilla, let alone tell what country it is from. Your tongue tastes only sweetness outside of the lardaceousness, a weightless saccharinity that drowns in a sea of flavorless fat. If you noticed I have not mentioned coffee, well, neither does the experience.

Your reward for pushing through an aggressively insipid taste is a good one; 300 milligrams of caffeine. The buzz lasts a solid four hours, making work of even the most tired. To end, Java Monster Triple Shot French Vanilla is potent, but not worth its weight in caffeine.

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Monday, November 25, 2024

Red Bull The Winter Edition Iced Vanilla Berry Sugar Free Energy Drink Review

I do appreciate Red Bull not only expanding beyond their basic, well, Red Bulls, with their various "Summer" and "Winter" editions, but this year also comes a diet variety. Is it a merry Christmas, or a lump of coal in our stocking? Or, you know, is it fall?

The visuals here are alright but busy, loaded with text of different sizes, colors and orientations, forcing your eyes to zip around and right off of the can. In particular, the "Sugar Free" badging not only is written twice, but also seems plastered over a look with a completely different design language. I dunno, I am no graphic artist, just a sometimes-fan who pines for something a little better looking.

The flavor is a lot like the surprisingly good full-sugar version, though the sucralose and ace-k used here means mouthfuls lack a certain gravity to them, passing over my palate and through my cavity-filled teeth with a certain unsatisfying lightness. Vanilla and berry again arrive here, resembling cotton candy like its aforesaid calorie-ridden brethren, but only until you stop to think about the bright blue beverage crashing down on your tongue; the elixir's slight texture pretty much destroys any confection pleasure one could get from a taste such as this. Acidity is washed away in a sea of synthetic sweeteners, who not only rule the experience from the moment it hits your taste buds to the time it finally washes away, leaving behind a bit of an artificial aftertaste. If I sound overly negative, then it is only because the original was that tasty.

Between a lousy look and disappointing taste, it is a shame that the 114 milligrams of caffeine just does not muster up a very good kick. Lasting two hours, the buzz is old hat. The whole production is old hat, actually, and I stop wearing hats years ago.

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Sunday, September 29, 2024

Red Bull The Winter Edition Iced Vanilla Berry Energy Drink Review

Leaves are falling as pumpkin spice rules every coffee shop in town, but that does not stop Red Bull from skipping a season and unleashing to the caffeinated world their 2024 "Winter Edition," this time allegedly "Iced Vanilla Berry" flavored. The can has this soft blue, augmented by the spurts of silver, that really does give the impression of a chilly January day, but then I look at my calendar and see it still reads "September."

Pouring out the light azure liquid fills your nose with memories of your childhood candy shop, the first sip is a sweet and sour ride. Mouthfuls are interesting and intricate, tasting both of vanilla and berry but coming together in a fashion that resembles cotton candy, but not excessively or expressly an experience designed for children. There is nuance here, the spice being full-bodied and on the cusp of being complex before it is interrupted by the fruitiness, which is mostly blue and raspberry, a far less technical flavor that sees the elixir leaving the palate with a clean finish. But the biggest draw here is the acidity: this is tart, impressively so, not shying away from making the edges of your lips curl slightly. It cuts through the thirty eight grams of sugar and glucose to allow for a beverage that is not afraid to go off the well-dranken path.

With just 114 milligrams of caffeine, the buzz is mild and hardly registers on my internal stimulant meter. I suppose there is something to be said about a more restrictive kick in the days of Bang and G Fuel, but what that is I do not know.

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Saturday, July 27, 2024

Mr. Brown Vanilla Iced Coffee Review

After many years, Mr. Brown returns to the land of The Caffeine King, still wearing that all-white leisure suit that I am surprised does not have a coffee stain or two on it. (He is also quite corpulent for a man who drinks black coffee.) But the design is a cartoony mess who's best characteristic is the chubby can.

The thick metal walls pour a thin-bodied coffee, almost overly sweet and slightly stained of vanilla. It is your usual canned coffee, but there is something wrong here; the texture is a bit off, every sip swishes effortlessly from tastebud to tastebud without much in the way of weight- thanks no doubt to just containing milk powder, the third ingredient. Water is number one, with sugar right behind it, but most disheartening is "coffee flavor" listed as number four- what kind of "iced coffee" contains milk powder and coffee flavor? It is far from an undrinkable experience, and the eight plus ounces are a breeze to gulp down, Mr. Brown is far from your ideal container of java.

Each can contains, well, what I listed above. For a kick, it is equivalent of your average mug of instant coffee. Overall, Mr. Brown Vanilla is a bizarrely boilerplate beverage.

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Friday, June 16, 2023

Java Monster Vanilla Light Energy Coffee Review

What am I doing here? Java Monster Vanilla Light was a disappointing entry in the line, so why revisit it? It have a few more grams of caffeine? According to my original review it does. But is that all? Well, who knows, but we do see its can has not gotten better with age. It is no different, save for some new text here and old text moved there. The dreary white hurts eyes who look for too long, clean but of bleached melancholy.

Your mouth is impressed at first contact with the Caucasian concoction, albeit briefly. Each diet sip does not grip the tongue as it leisurely paints palates of a creamy nuance. Instead each sip skims the tongue, its attenuate viscosity guaranteeing against any ounce of lard from locking on to the muscle and staining it of its pined unctuousness. Any vanilla is lost in the wateriness, deceiving documentation behind the barely sweet sweetness and fatless fattiness. Sure, there is some fat here, a surprising three grams, two even being saturated, but saturated in what? Water?! A depthless drink, a dull diluted drink without climax, a disgustingly deficient experience of how never to make an energy coffee. You want a low calorie coffee? You drink it black.

Each can contains vitamins, caffeine (185 milligrams), taurine, ginseng, inositol, guarana and others. Any energy should last just south of three and a half hours, a pretty solid kick for any brand. On the whole, Java Monster Vanilla Light is the kind of awful you would not feel bad about pawning it off onto unsuspecting friends to vomit up. Its almost a "so bad it is good" sort of experience, except for drinks, if it is bad, it is just bad.

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Tuesday, March 1, 2022

Bang Blue & Yellow Limoncello Energy Drink Review

The internet tells me that Bang's Blue & Yellow Limoncello is a Walmart exclusive. I am not sure about you, but my scrubby local Wally World is not someplace you want to partner with. In any event, the can is an attractive combination of its namesake colors, a real shot of energy in the arm of an otherwise static and sterile design.

Despite its name, today's Bang pours out crystal clear. The scent of citrus wafts out, a soft, gentle odor that fills my nose with hope of a tickling tartness. Upon further investigation, the first sip is a fascinating crash of everything going wrong at the same time. Vanilla is the dominating taste, going against what my nostrils believed, transporting a creamy avalanche of milky badness instead of lemony goodness. Critically absent, perhaps even more so than the missing fruit, is absolutely any acidity; instead imbibes are super sweet, synthetically so, for no discernable reason. What we end up with is sixteen ounces of lies, a totally drinkable product that disappoints by the vague promise of its name.

Buzz is Bang's bread and butter, and this time is no different. Lasting a solid three and a half ounces thanks to caffeine (300 milligrams), vitamins, supplements, supplements and more supplements. Overall, Blue & Yellow Limoncello's Walmart exclusivity should not have Target worried, or hell, even Kmart.

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Thursday, May 7, 2020

Starbucks Nitro Cold Brew Vanilla Sweet Cream Coffee Review

The wacky people at Starbucks are back with another odd release that comes in a stout nine-something ounce can. It mirrors a soda more so than any RTD coffee, dwarfed not only by its competition but also other releases by the company. That said, all you need is a quick glance at the can to tell it is a nitro cold brew coffee made by the famous Seattle roasters.

There is a disappointing head that creeps up to the top once you pour every ounce into a glass, as recommended by the text at the back of the can. The nitrogen hollows out the potentially heavy mouthfeel, as if made with water and skimmed milk instead of reduced fat moo juice and cream. Your tongue is bewildered to learn we have an entire gram and a half of fat here, but it is not for the better. The flavor is feebled, hardly simulating vanilla and even less impressive at impersonating java; this is again that generic canned coffee taste that are a dime a dozen in your convenience store's ice box, but this is where the texture continues to debilitate the experience. The liquid's desperate dearth of anything substantial on the palate has the consistency resembling the most diluted crap coffee with an oil-based creamer; this is not what its premium price-tag promises.

Ingredients include: cold brew coffee, low-fat milk, sugar, cream, flavors, pectin and nitrogen. We have seventy calories to work with and eleven grams of total sugar; this is a rather lean canned coffee. There is no mention of how much caffeine we have, but the buzz is not far off from what you get from an average cup of joe. Overall, Starbucks Nitro Cold Brew Vanilla Sweet Cream is drinkable, but it is not something I wanted to drink, in the first place or ever again.

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Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Maxwell House Max 2x Boost Vanilla Iced Coffee Review

Now what the hell is this drink called?! "Maxwell House Max 2x Boost Vanilla Iced Coffee?" That is clumsy and repetitive, and that is a shame considering the bottle is fairly nice. Its all black backdrop looks great against the splash of dark brown coffee, and I particularly like the scale smack-dab in the middle showing its potency (180 milligrams of caffeine here).

The flavor is yucky, plain, and simple, plain and simple. Skim milk is the furthest thing from an adequate dairy delivery system, with the "concentrated coffee" tasting so incredibly bitter that with every sip I debated whether or not to just cancel this review. But I kept on sipping, just for you; because I like you all a lot. Without a doubt there needs to be a grander fattiness, something to cut through the acerbity. Sugar, thirty three grams of is, also never gives the acridity a fight- with each imbibe the saccharinity succumbs to the overwhelming astringency, staining your palate of pungent obnoxiousness. Perhaps worst of all is how the bitterness does not taste as if it is from coffee- there is a dominant chemical influence to it. This is a fascinatingly poor beverage, one who's execution is so wrong-headed from gulp one that by the time you drink the last drop the only accomplishment you feel is that from escaping tedium.

Each bottle contains just 180 milligrams of caffeine, a solid amount do not get me wrong; crafting a kick lasting three hours just about. Overall, Maxwell House Max 2x Boost Vanilla Iced Coffee is as exhausting to say out loud as it is to drink.

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Sunday, July 1, 2018

Rip It Tribute C.Y.P-X Energy Drink Review

The latest in the Rip It line, and the third in the "Tribute" sub-brand, the name C.Y.P.-X means absolutely nothing, or at least to a civilian line me. The can, on the other hand, is a fun little diversion, its bright titian camouflage pattern and charcoal chevrons are a great update to the tried and true Rip It design.

Though your first sip is obviously citrus based, there is minimal resemblance to the Citrus X variety. There is an avalanche of vanilla with every imbibe, a fiddle of equal strength to the acidic orange taste. It is a creamy pairing, an almost lucious cocktail that rivals some energy coffees in terms of dairy prestige. I wish there was more tartness however, as gulps evolve into creamy exercises in excessive saccharinity, and by the time the last few ounces occupy the bottom of the can all you taste is corn syrup. An orange creamsicle experience through and through, an ultimately nostalgic ride through mediocrity.

Each can contains a cool 160 milligrams of caffeine, which gives drinkers a completely average two hour long kick. Other ingredients include: B vitamins, vitamin C, taurine, guarana, and inositol. On the whole, Rip It Tribute C.Y.P.-X is a messy myriad of ideas what ultimately ends up tasting like sugar.

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Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Bang Cotton Candy Energy Drink Review

Another Bang another day, I suppose, this time Cotton Candy flavored. Its can suffers from the same misfires as the earlier Sour Heads variety did, with a largely boring black can and a sterile design. Sure, it is easy to read and all, but at what cost?

Well, it certainly tastes like cotton candy, for better or worse. It has that familiar blue raspberry and vanilla flavor down to a "t," with its sweetness and almost powdery mouthfeel allowing passive sips to resemble the spun sugar confection. What works particularly well, if not surprisingly, is the saccharinity; sure, it is purely synthetic, but the sham sugars, the familiar cocktail of sucralose and ace-k, lack the weight of true carbohydrates, giving every sip an airy, weightless texture that bodes oh so well to the novelty taste. Still, sixteen ounces is a lot to stomach for such a gimmicky flavor, and unless you are a professional energy drink critic, you probably will not finish an entire can.

Each can contains: creatine, B vitamins, coenzyme Q10, vitamin C and 300 milligrams of caffeine. The buzz here is rocking, lasting around three and a half hours, with some jitters- surprising, considering the lack of sugar. On the whole, Bang Cotton Candy is a peculiar drink, and if I used both thumbs, one would be up with the other the other way.

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Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Starbucks Doubleshot Spiced Vanilla Energy Coffee Review

2016 appears to the year for brand resurrection, now this time both the Starbucks line and its Doubleshot sub-line. Its can follows the basic brand template, and appears to be an update of the original "Vanilla" variety, reviewed here seven years ago. It is a clean design, telling consumers its coffee origins, flavor, and brand with a quick glance. However, the bright red belt at the top, and the circle towards the bottom, have little place on the can except to bring attention to its flavor and contained supplements.

Three grams of fat, half saturated, craft a shockingly creamy first sip, and the fattiness never lets go and who's only flaw could be how unrelentless it is. Its flavor is an even bigger success; sure, it tastes like your typical vanilla, but there is an ill-defined zest to it, redolent of cinnamon, nutmeg and clove, with some slight nuttiness nestled beneath it all. The coffee is the weakest link, lost inside the lardaceous mouthfeel and ambrosial spiciness. Its slight bitterness is the bean's best facet, synthesizing seductively with the spiced spice sapor. Usually these fat-sodden "coffee" drinks do not fare well here on the Caffeine King, however, this one takes a vivacious, rich, and tasty approach.

Each can contains: B vitamins, vitamin C, calcium, taurine, inositol, ginseng, guarana, and caffeine. There is also 200 calories and twenty nine grams of sugar. The kick lasts as long as any drink of comparable size, lasting two hours, maybe more. To end, Spiced Vanilla provides renascent interest in the previously platitudinous Starbucks line.

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Thursday, November 20, 2014

Rockstar Roasted With Almond Milk Light Vanilla Energy Coffee Review

This is an interesting drink to the right: an energy coffee with almond milk. A debut of this artifice was only a matter of time, however I must give props to the can. Rockstar nailed it out of the park with this one, especially after ugly can after ugly can, save for the sophomoric baby blue and verbose title. The text is giant but clean, with a brilliantly unique, sterile look compared to most of the line and other energy coffees.

A cascade of diaphanous brown slime pours out of the silver can, not exactly making a great first impression. The nose is less stimulated than the eyes, a scent worse than that last, bottom-of-the-pot cupful left burning on your office's burner. The flavor? Let us just say the palate is the least excited. A body as rich as tap water rushes the tastes of vanilla, coffee and almond onto our diffident tongue, complete with a dismal fattiness. It is boring in the mouth, swill stained of a matte sweetness so artificial you argue the presence of sucrose. No sip has a touch of this or a bit of that; instead a blob of languorous sameness you cannot wait to be over. What makes Ben & Jerry's ice cream so awesome is how the texture is as complex as the taste. True this is not ice cream, but you get the point.

Each can contains: B vitamins, guarana, ginseng, inositol, and 225 milligrams of caffeine. A buzz worthwhile, it lasted something near four hours with some jitters. On the whole, Rockstar Roasted With Almond Milk Light Vanilla Energy Coffee is bad. How bad? Just take my word on it.

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Wednesday, August 21, 2013

International Delight Vanilla Iced Coffee Review

Consonantly ugly to the brand's Mocha flavor also sold at ten and a half ounces, this Vanilla variety is very "International Delight," but not particularly cosmopolitan or delightful. The bottle has a second-rate feel in the palm, as handsome as Quasimodo with all his symmetry when held between your fingers.

Sweet with the fake vanilla goodness of such flavored ice cream, with an unmistakable fattiness that would make Paula Deen blush. It is satisfying to drink, almost sickeningly but never interrupting the intention to finish in as little as only a few sips. The coffee taste debatably present, lost within the creamy glibness and dessert-esque flavors, although arguably it is unnecessary. Tasting as much like iced coffee as it ever does when served anything but black, it forces the question why this is not instead marketed as a caffeinated vanilla milkshake?

There again is only 100 or so milligrams of caffeine, an amount almost half of what a cup of real coffee should provide. There is a complaisant kick lasting two hours, if you are not particularly exhausted. I was not physically exhausted when I had this, only exhausted from all the "iced coffees" of recent times.

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Monday, August 5, 2013

Starbucks Discoveries Vanilla Latte Review

The second of the three flavors in this admittedly lazy and tardy line, Starbucks Discoveries Vanilla Latte is beige and boring, its art style behaving underwhelmingly apathetically with little pop or energy. Sure, it is never a problem to look at, but just what exactly are we looking at?

The body that poured into my glass is thinner than it should be, and the ugly perfume of burnt coffee comes easily with strong whiffs. Regrettably, your first sip is not unlike your eyes' and nose's first impression; your tongue has no fatty friend to play with (and probably beat in tag), a milky texture that even the most modest iced coffee circumvents with any addition of cream. The vanilla to this vanilla latte is disappointing, demonstrating its natural nuances sure, but never having the interest to take control of the experience. This would be fine however, if there were any coffee to taste. Instead, each gulp of this predominately pleasant potable shies far away from the brand's trademark. It is a shame if you think about it, but less so if you remember our low expectations.

Eighty five milligrams to an eight ounce serving, this coffee-esque concoction has some snap to it. Not much mind you, but more than its competition behind the chill chest doors.

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Sunday, July 14, 2013

Coco Cafe Vanilla Latte Review

The dull off-white background is probably the best thing about this drink visually; it instantly reminds me of its flavor, vanilla. Otherwise, the feebly tropical and entirely plain design fails to stimulate either my eye's or stomach's appetite.

There is none of the lauded perfume to this Coca Cafe variety, but your first tasting exposes the product's slippery texture and deadened creaminess. In other words, a splash of reduced fat milk is not enough, and each forced sip leaves you wanting a splash of cream in its place. The coconut water brings disgusting dilution rather than any nuttiness, either to the vanilla vanilla flavor or the wan coffee taste. Far easier to complete (yes, this is a challenge), than the former Mocha variety, but neither can even touch last year's Espresso version.

Identical ingredients result in an identical buzz, exampled most finely here. Two hours is standard for both the line and for anything with 120 milligrams of caffeine. All in all, do not buy Coco Cafe Vanilla Latte; do not buy the Mocha Latte either. Buy their Espresso flavor instead.

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Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Skinny Coffee Vanilla Latte Review

Nothing but another one of those coffee drinks that have become quite the market, this attempt is natural with fifty percent less calories than the leading drink. Of course, they are a sore winner, and do not say who the leading beverage is. But getting back on track, this carton is physically uninspired filling eyes with ennui, skinny on calories but also personality, and heavy on redundant text.

This thin-bodied beverage hits the palate with a vanilla flavor that is both super sweet and relatively coy, thick with a wonderful fatty flavor that goes against its diluted texture. Unfortunately there is not much coffee taste to taste, yet you do not care, it is the mirthful dissonance that makes this experience; it is honest and naturally saccharine but extremely and almost childishly so, and its watery mouthfeel tastes of rich cream. It should not taste good and does not: it tastes great!

Each container contains ninety milligrams of caffeine, and some B vitamins. Sure, there is a buzz, a petty one lasting just under two hours without jitters. To end, Skinny Coffee Vanilla Latte is flavorful but weak, and you should not have to sacrifice one for the other.

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Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Silk Vanilla Iced Latte Review

What my recent obsession with coffee, especially the half gallon, more "coffeehouse" drinks than the traditional energy ones, is is beyond me. This is Silk's stab at the new market, and the first soy milk coffee to be reviewed here. Its carton is basic, unexceptional but what is most irritating is the glassful looks thin and undercreamed.

The body is indeed thin here, with a swirl leaving no beautiful layer of fat clinging onto the walls of your mug. It is unsurprisingly watery, impressively sweet, thanks to real sugars, but severely mis-milked with an atrocious absence of latte's distinguishing characteristic. Who cares if the vanilla flavor is any good, although it is especially authentic, if there are only silenced coffee notes and a deadened fattiness. Imagine drinking coffee milk, as in the Ocean State's official drink, but instead made with soymilk. Sound good? Then buy Silk Vanilla Iced Latte. Otherwise? Do not expect to ever see this in your shopping cart.

There are sixty four milligrams of caffeine every eight ounces, stronger than its International Delight competition, but the difference is very negligible; the kick is only a hair stronger, and lasts no longer.

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Saturday, June 8, 2013

Cracker Jack'D Power Bites Vanilla Mocha Review

After many weeks of searching, Cracker Jack'D Power Bites Vanilla Mocha was finally found, at a local Wal Mart near the self-checkout. Its black packaging is an arrant contrast to the caramel popcorn we all know and love, forfeiting their trademark altogether for a what is essentially bits of the Kit Kat bar, albeit caffeinated.

A tear of the bag reveals a decent selection of poorly shaped confections, rough and dirty with battle wounds from a bag obviously with little cushion. The coating is waxy and explains why the packaging never said "real chocolate;" this is compound chocolate at its worst. It melts almost at the heat of your breath, an unpleasant texture and tastes only vaguely of something never to skimp out on. Inside are wafers, mushy cookies sodden in all the palm kernel fats of its mockolate covering. There is at least real vanilla here, however its nuance and subtly are disabled by the stratospheric sweetness and the burnt taste of two tablespoon's worth of roasted coffee grounds. If this sounds like a good time, then wait a day or two, I am sure it will be in clearance by then.

*"Contains 2 Tbsp. of ground coffee per package, the amount used to brew a typical 8 oz. cup of coffee"
There, that is the entire ingredient cocktail here to give ya energy. Oh sure, there is 44% of your daily allowance of saturated fat, 290 calories and twenty grams of sugar, but "food" energy is not what we are usually looking for here. To end, this is where I frequently state my opinion on the product reviewed, but this time, the former paragraphs speak loudly for themselves. Do you hear 'em? They are practically screaming!

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Thursday, June 6, 2013

Muscle Monster Vanilla Energy Shake Review

Creamy vanilla can and almost platinum logo, this Muscle Monster is much too white, making it sterile and bland to the eyes. The multiple fonts are distracting (I counted at least three right off the bat), an exceedingly exaggerated and stupidly stylized design that is clumsy and awkward to really look at. It is aggressive, and at least pretty clean, but this is just one drink that I do not like looking at.

The saturated scent of vanilla ice cream comes pouring out of this fifteen ounce can, a flavor so ridiculously rich that you will question its low fat count and relatively modest 200 calories. The texture is buttery soft and smooth, dense like whipping cream only with a lot more flavor. The vanilla does not shy away from being synthetic, embracing the chemical characteristic with a sweetness equally brash and artificial. Why this is for adults is beyond me; it is an experience so childish that you begin to question its intended audience. This is less of an energy and more of a milkshake.

Each can contains: guarana, protein (twenty five grams), B vitamins, ginseng, inositol, and 157 milligrams of caffeine. It certainly gives you something of a buzz, but being practically a dessert, it is really too much after a day of hard labor; gym or pregnancy or otherwise.

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