Rockstar Roasted With Almond Milk Caffe Latte Energy Coffee Review

More coffee and almond milk from Rockstar, this Roasted variety is of the nubilous "caffe latte," and I am too tired to remember how that is different from any other foreign coffee concoction. Its can is just as attractive as the Light Vanilla devastation, but let us just hope what is inside tastes better than its diet predecessor.

Swirl the sludge about and watch in terror at the fatless fluids fail to cling to the walls of the cup, resembling black coffee in everything except color and taste. Each Sanka-like sip of the gossamer sepia solution punches through your teeth the pungencies of burnt coffee and bitter chocolate. Its tepid texture disgusts coffee consumers with the rarefied mouthfeel of bottled water, save for the gritty sweetness that is more gritty than sweet. The caliginous brown mud lacks the saccharinity of its twenty two grams, unexpectedly astringent and synthetic from the adverse addition of ace-k and sucralose. Astonishingly awful, Rockstar outdid itself and its competition here and brewed fifteen ounces of pure amaroidal displeasure.

Each can contains: B vitamins, taurine, inositol, ginseng, guarana, and 225 milligrams of caffeine. I like that last part, and Rockstar usually delivers with a pretty rocking buzz, pun intended, and this potable is no different. It lasted four hours, for you of those who care, but ended with a small crash. In the end the verbosely titled "Rockstar Roasted With Almond Milk Energy + Coffee Caffe Latte" sets a new benchmark for bad taste. Its can and kick? Those fortunately are pretty good.

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Rockstar Roasted With Almond Milk Light Vanilla Energy Coffee Review

This is an interesting drink to the right: an energy coffee with almond milk. A debut of this artifice was only a matter of time, however I must give props to the can. Rockstar nailed it out of the park with this one, especially after ugly can after ugly can, save for the sophomoric baby blue and verbose title. The text is giant but clean, with a brilliantly unique, sterile look compared to most of the line and other energy coffees.

A cascade of diaphanous brown slime pours out of the silver can, not exactly making a great first impression. The nose is less stimulated than the eyes, a scent worse than that last, bottom-of-the-pot cupful left burning on your office's burner. The flavor? Let us just say the palate is the least excited. A body as rich as tap water rushes the tastes of vanilla, coffee and almond onto our diffident tongue, complete with a dismal fattiness. It is boring in the mouth, swill stained of a matte sweetness so artificial you argue the presence of sucrose. No sip has a touch of this or a bit of that; instead a blob of languorous sameness you cannot wait to be over. What makes Ben & Jerry's ice cream so awesome is how the texture is as complex as the taste. True this is not ice cream, but you get the point.

Each can contains: B vitamins, guarana, ginseng, inositol, and 225 milligrams of caffeine. A buzz worthwhile, it lasted something near four hours with some jitters. On the whole, Rockstar Roasted With Almond Milk Light Vanilla Energy Coffee is bad. How bad? Just take my word on it.

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