Discounted at the local Walmart, Madrinas Cold Brew Mocha's can is without dents and the "sell by" date is months away- why is this clearanced? The can is no more than what you would expect from the realm of cold brew coffees, but for all the mountains in the distance, soft fonts and general clean aluminum real estate, the design's a real bore!
The flavor may be why the nearby megamart knocked a few percentages off- it is not any good. But first the good news- when you can get any mocha flavor, it is quite pleasant! There is depth to the cacao, implying that your next sip will introduce something new. But every imbibe is a terribly journey in sourness, a tang that would feel more at home in a greek yogurt than in a canned commercial coffee. Maybe it is the lardless dairy, thanks to only nonfat milk at work here, but something is "off" with each mouthful, the tartness battling your palate for trying to discover some nuance to the chocolate and coffee. Oh my the coffee! There is not a gulp that tastes like anything but a misguided, mutilated mocha milkshake!
For all the struggling, there is only 100 milligrams of caffeine; for 240 calories and fifty grams of sugar, that is all we get? The buzz is a chore to get to, because it is a chore to drink entirely, but once you do, it is a middling, hour and a half long buzz that simply is not worth the trouble.
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The flavor may be why the nearby megamart knocked a few percentages off- it is not any good. But first the good news- when you can get any mocha flavor, it is quite pleasant! There is depth to the cacao, implying that your next sip will introduce something new. But every imbibe is a terribly journey in sourness, a tang that would feel more at home in a greek yogurt than in a canned commercial coffee. Maybe it is the lardless dairy, thanks to only nonfat milk at work here, but something is "off" with each mouthful, the tartness battling your palate for trying to discover some nuance to the chocolate and coffee. Oh my the coffee! There is not a gulp that tastes like anything but a misguided, mutilated mocha milkshake!
For all the struggling, there is only 100 milligrams of caffeine; for 240 calories and fifty grams of sugar, that is all we get? The buzz is a chore to get to, because it is a chore to drink entirely, but once you do, it is a middling, hour and a half long buzz that simply is not worth the trouble.
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