Go Cubes markets itself as chewable coffee, and we start here on the world famous Caffeine King site with their Latte variety. The packaging is petite, held in the hand with easy and slips into most jacket pockets with minimal efforts, however, the caffeine content per pouch is 200 milligrams, an impressive amount, but something not as cleanly described by the "two cups per pack" mentioned on the front of the wrapper.
Tearing into the easy-to-tear plastic envelope ushers a massive hit of roasted, slightly sweet coffee scents to fill the room, like a commercial for a wall plugin scented oil warmer. The cubes themselves vary in actual shape but are uniform in size, cushy little boxes that give to your finger's strength with even the weakest squeeze. My teeth sunk into the tender hexahedron, but the taste is horrible! There is a most overwhelming sourness here, loading your palate with the acrid acidity found in stale, cold coffee reheated via microwave. You taste no actual coffee flavor, no actual sweetness, everything is drowned out by the nasty bitterness, a disappointment considering the texture is fantastic, the paunchy die melting gently by the heat of your mouth; it really is a shame.
The buzz, on the other hand, makes for a nice long kick. That is, if you can build up the courage to consume the two-piece serving (swallowing small bites with a water chaser like a pill is a good method). It is quick-hitting thanks to 100 milligrams of caffeine per two pieces, and that lasts about two hours. In the end, Go Cube Latte Chewable Coffee makes you wish you were having drinkable coffee.
official site
Tearing into the easy-to-tear plastic envelope ushers a massive hit of roasted, slightly sweet coffee scents to fill the room, like a commercial for a wall plugin scented oil warmer. The cubes themselves vary in actual shape but are uniform in size, cushy little boxes that give to your finger's strength with even the weakest squeeze. My teeth sunk into the tender hexahedron, but the taste is horrible! There is a most overwhelming sourness here, loading your palate with the acrid acidity found in stale, cold coffee reheated via microwave. You taste no actual coffee flavor, no actual sweetness, everything is drowned out by the nasty bitterness, a disappointment considering the texture is fantastic, the paunchy die melting gently by the heat of your mouth; it really is a shame.
The buzz, on the other hand, makes for a nice long kick. That is, if you can build up the courage to consume the two-piece serving (swallowing small bites with a water chaser like a pill is a good method). It is quick-hitting thanks to 100 milligrams of caffeine per two pieces, and that lasts about two hours. In the end, Go Cube Latte Chewable Coffee makes you wish you were having drinkable coffee.
official site
No comments:
Post a Comment