Friday, February 21, 2014

Muscle Monster Strawberry Energy Shake Review

Too red and never really a pleasure to look at, this new Strawberry variety divulgated without fanfare. Neither the company website nor any of its social networks make any mention of this flavor, although there are plenty of useful photos of inadequately clothed women and motorbikes.

It smells like elementary school, only without the crayon odor and just the stench of strawberry milk. The flavor is enough identical to the pink dairy drink of many childhoods, thicker and perhaps only something less saccharine. Every sip inspires memories of that sugar strawberry mix that mutated otherwise healthy milk into a calorie bomb. A flavor no adult should enjoy, but those feeling nostalgic can consume this without embarrassment.

The kick lasts the average two and a half hours, although this does curb one's appetite more so than your typical energy drink. Each can contains: caffeine (158 milligrams), taurine, ginseng, B vitamins, calcium, potassium, and protein. In general, Muscle Monster Strawberry's novel flavor retards the line's thin practicality.

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1 comment:

Kim Gibson said...

This energy shake is kind of reminder of childhood. I will prefer any normal energy drink instead of that.

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