Another year, another "Your Drink Sucks" list. This time, it is the year 2017, and drinks still suck. Sorry, spoiler. Buckle your seatbelts, here are the worst of the worst
*these are not necessarily products that were released in 2017, but rather those that were reviewed in 2017.*
Hype Enlite
Being a Red Bull clone does not guarantee a drink sucks, but making a sucky Red Bull clone does.
Rockstar Revolt Killer Black Cherry
A flat, saccharine exercise in excess, this Rockstar is more of a "hasbeen."
Gridlock Ultra White
Another generic take on an unappetizing flavor, the only positive thing here is its low price.
Juice Monster Ripper
A more appropriate name here would be "Barely Juice Monster Ripper."
Mutant Super Soda Red Dawn
I normally only include one drink per brand, but if Monster is going to insist on challenging other, non-energy beverage brands, then their sucky ones will be shamed. Here is such a shaming.
Starbucks Doubleshot Salted Caramel
After the rather spectacular original Doubleshot variety, this sequel soft drink takes the coffee taste out of this espresso.
Bang Sour Heads
Do not get me wrong- I love the name "Bang," but this drink seems to of had the flavor banged out of it.
Hi Ball Ruby Red
There was so much potential in an idiosyncratic company like Hi Ball making a grapefruit drink. Disappointment followed.
True Eagle
For all its patriotism, it is a shame True Eagle's flavor is ripped off from foreign flavors. (Perhaps plagiarism is also patriotic?)
*these are not necessarily products that were released in 2017, but rather those that were reviewed in 2017.*
Hype Enlite
Being a Red Bull clone does not guarantee a drink sucks, but making a sucky Red Bull clone does.
Rockstar Revolt Killer Black Cherry
A flat, saccharine exercise in excess, this Rockstar is more of a "hasbeen."
Gridlock Ultra White
Another generic take on an unappetizing flavor, the only positive thing here is its low price.
Juice Monster Ripper
A more appropriate name here would be "Barely Juice Monster Ripper."
Mutant Super Soda Red Dawn
I normally only include one drink per brand, but if Monster is going to insist on challenging other, non-energy beverage brands, then their sucky ones will be shamed. Here is such a shaming.
Starbucks Doubleshot Salted Caramel
After the rather spectacular original Doubleshot variety, this sequel soft drink takes the coffee taste out of this espresso.
Bang Sour Heads
Do not get me wrong- I love the name "Bang," but this drink seems to of had the flavor banged out of it.
Hi Ball Ruby Red
There was so much potential in an idiosyncratic company like Hi Ball making a grapefruit drink. Disappointment followed.
True Eagle
For all its patriotism, it is a shame True Eagle's flavor is ripped off from foreign flavors. (Perhaps plagiarism is also patriotic?)
No comments:
Post a Comment