Java Monster Big Black

Wow, my second energy coffee review in a row, wow. I must really enjoy this new invention people like to call coffee. Anyway, since I was so impressed with Java Monster Mean Bean, I decided to give Java Monster Big Black a try. I was shopping at Market Basket, so I went to pick up this weeks energy drink stock and saw this. Since I'm trying to try all the different energy drinks there are, I decided to give this one a try. I got a four(4) pack. But was this wasted $6.99...

FIRST IMPRESSION: Java Monster Big Black adds a little more red, dare I say, compared to Mean Beans can. But, the name name "Big Black" brings back many memories of when I was in all those gay black pornos in the 1970's... Anyway... the can's pretty good. I like it a little better than Mean Beans because I feel it looks a little, should I saw tougher? Anyway, I feels that the can fits coffee a little better than Mean Bean's, but the name leaves a little more than desired...3.8/5

TASTE:Now I don't think you were supposed to shake the can before you drank it, but I did, and it got everywhere. I think that because its called "Big Black" that its gonna be more of a stronger flavor than Mean Bean. So I opened the can and took a swig. The initial flavor is stronger than Mean Bean, as expected, and a little thicker than Mean Beans flavor. I, almost like it better than Mean Bean, its less sweet and because of this, its much easier to drink. I'm, so far, glad I got a four(4) pack. The flavor, in my opinion, more enjoyable because of its less sweeten taste. Though some may not like it, but I do. And making me happy is number(#) one(1) priority in the world... right...4.7/5

KICK: Damn, after slamming one of these, I got a pretty strong buzz. This special buzz-cast was brought to you by filtered water, reduced fat milk, sucrose, glucose, taurine, coffee, ginseng, canitine, Vitamin C, caffeine, guarana, inositol, B Vitamins and maltodextrin. This is right up on par with Java Monster Mean Bean. Now I'm really happy I bought that four(4) pack... 4/5

FINAL WORD: Well, I can tell I prefer Big Black over Mean Bean. Its less sweet and provides the same buzz. Though, like everyone else, I may grow tired of Big Black... maybe I'll move onto Small Asian... 4.3/5

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