I would not mind smelling like this on a first date, a relaxed scent of the obvious with edges of earthy realism. The flavor is similarly authentic but kinder to the nose than the tongue, initially coarse but soon mellows to a more palatable savor. It tastes rather strongly of peach with decent replication of its natural idiosyncrasies, with only with a sugary bite following each sip. The latter is a constant reminder of its lack of juice and that this is an energy drink, but it clashes with the naturalness it otherwise intends. It is a confused fifteen and a half ounces, not at all unpleasant but is part of line possible of so much more.
Well there is no caffeine, but there is: B vitamins, d-ribose, choline, amino acids and electrolytes. My body (and head) still ached for caffeine, but I surprisingly was not lethargic. Overall, even if Hydrive Decaf Wild Peach had caffeine, it would still be a disappointment.