Rockstar Recovery Tea & Lemonade Energy Drink Review

Rockstar's conspicuous copy of Monster's successful Rehab Lemonade, this just launched drink confusingly clashes with another variety that was believed to have inspired what inspired this! Disregarding the company's arrogance and ignorance, the can is one disorganized party, but that is sorta the point. This is the anti-Monster with its asymmetrical design and purposely busy look, but not all is right, with all the red outlined white text strugglingly to be seen and all the black giving the other colors a murky look.

Compared to either the company's and Monster's comparable aforementioned attempts in 2010 and 2011 respectively, things are much sweeter with a more artificial lemon interpretation. Sadly both give each sip a synthetic aftertaste, but it is far from the worst we have choked down. There is some complexity in the form of tartness, a tempered but satisfying sourness that is about the only ounce of honesty or realism to be tasted. Hardly refreshing and too saccharine for pre, during or post-exercise potation, this redundant Rockstar release is at best a guilty pleasure. At worst, it is an ugly and unoriginal hodgepodge thick with poor pacing and dispirited tastes.

Each can contains: caffeine (240 milligrams), taurine, milk thistle, ginseng, and B vitamins. The blend provides a stellar boost four hours long at least, however this sort of savior comes far too late to save this unpardonably effete experience.

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