There is fantastic coffee flavor here, bitter with purpose and control. The brew has playful notes of chocolate, and the sweetness is perfect. Things are not needlessly creamy, however the milk's flavor is disappointing and burnt. It is watery without reason and drinks disparately thusly. It suffers obviously from being bottled and- speaking of which, the bottle's large neck makes consumption incredibly awkward; it is like sipping out of a Heinz glass ketchup jar. Although far from "premium," this is in fact a "coffee beverage."
There is only coffee, reduced fat milk, sugar, pectin, and ascorbic acid per bottle, and provides about as much energy as you would expect. And while you could say "Der, Caffeine King, this is not an energy drink, der," coffee is in many ways the original energy drink.