Muscle Monster Vanilla Energy Shake Review

Creamy vanilla can and almost platinum logo, this Muscle Monster is much too white, making it sterile and bland to the eyes. The multiple fonts are distracting (I counted at least three right off the bat), an exceedingly exaggerated and stupidly stylized design that is clumsy and awkward to really look at. It is aggressive, and at least pretty clean, but this is just one drink that I do not like looking at.

The saturated scent of vanilla ice cream comes pouring out of this fifteen ounce can, a flavor so ridiculously rich that you will question its low fat count and relatively modest 200 calories. The texture is buttery soft and smooth, dense like whipping cream only with a lot more flavor. The vanilla does not shy away from being synthetic, embracing the chemical characteristic with a sweetness equally brash and artificial. Why this is for adults is beyond me; it is an experience so childish that you begin to question its intended audience. This is less of an energy and more of a milkshake.

Each can contains: guarana, protein (twenty five grams), B vitamins, ginseng, inositol, and 157 milligrams of caffeine. It certainly gives you something of a buzz, but being practically a dessert, it is really too much after a day of hard labor; gym or pregnancy or otherwise.

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