Thursday, December 17, 2015

Juice Monster Pipeline Punch Juice Drink Review

This former 7-Eleven exclusive is one of the company's several fruit punch varieties, however this one tosses actual juice into the mix. Its can is decidedly less dynamic than either the Mad Dog or Ballers Blend punch predecessors, an all-red attire that lacks any attitude or color variation. What you see is what you get, and what you get here is a red can.

The cracking of the can unleashes an affable aroma for its modest sixteen percentage of juice. The star of the show is guava, with lead backup performers pineapple and orange, and featuring guest vocals of passion fruit and apple. Sips predominately have a thick, grainy texture to them, thanks no doubt to the lead fruit. The armored vegetation and the citrus supply a relentlessly mild sweetness, and a touch of intricacy thanks to the respective produce's own idiosyncrasies; a certain, one-dimensional sharpness and a bright simplicity. The last two greengroceries are the best and worst portion of the experience; the purple granadilla imbuing a equivocal sense that there is more to each sip, encouraging another. The autumn harvest drinks as filler, wasted potential without euphony or reason outside bulking up the juice quantity. Things are unanticipatedly distinct here, certainly not as crepuscular as either the brand or the boring array of fruits involved in the tepid juice percentage. So what does that mean? It means Monster, you done gone good here.

Each can contains: 200 calories, forty six grams of sugar, some B vitamins, taurine, ginseng, guarana, inositol and 160 milligrams of caffeine. The buzz is not as bright as the flavor and is instead as dull as the can, lasting two and a half hours. Overall, Juice Pipeline Punch is similar to not only other drinks, but also other Monsters, but that is okay. For a drink hailed as a limited edition, it is not too shabby.

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Anonymous said...

For what it's worth, when I picked up a couple of cans of Pipeline Punch at my 7-11, I noticed that some of them were a slightly darker pinkish-red. Wondering if that was a production issue or something else, I compared the darker and lighter cans. The only difference was how the descriptive copy on the side of the can ended. In the lighter can, it said something about how just like the wave it was named after, it'll only be around for a limited time. The darker can said "just like the wave it was named after, it's destined to be a classic." I may be reading too much into it, but to me that hints that this might have been promoted from LTO to part of the permanent flavor lineup. Which I hope is the case, because for my money, it's the best variant of Monster to date, even supplanting M-80 and Mixxd.

Nobody said...

I had the darker can this morning and I really hope they did make it permanent because yeah, this beats m80 and if it sticks around then the depressing lack of m80 is no more. Lmao

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