neuro Passion Energy Drink Review

Trapped in an equally vague bottle, Neuro Passion contains caffeine and claims to energize just like its "Sonic" brother did last year; it apparently makes too much sense to simply write "energy drink" somewhere on the container. It is at least a beaut to look at, curvaceous with a crimson red that makes the white text pop, although there is too much of it.

The grooves in the lid are small but conform well to your digits, and just like the aforementioned variety, this has quite the bitter aroma. The flavor is providentially palatable, roughly effervescent with distant declarations of tangerine, tenebrously tart with a just sweetness. There are cherry implications and mango nuance, with perhaps some orange as well. Dismally the dirty carbonation and distracted flavors make for an experience of unexpected chaos, one without much harmony or real reason. It certainly does not taste bad, but it is difficult to say what exactly it tastes like.

There is very little of a kick here, containing B vitamins, taurine, some hard to spell minerals or chemicals, and an unknown quantity of caffeine. Like Angles Aphroenergy, this beverage is intended also to awake your giggle stick (and hope she does not giggle). I hate to report that it was no more, um, interested, after drinking this, although it could just be me (and I am sure the Misses would agree). On the whole, this is a mess of a review, because this is a mess of a product. That is what this is, a product. Not an energy drink, not a salacious drink. A product. A product  birthed out of stupidity (probably because the parents bought this instead of a condom).

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neuro Sonic Energy Drink Review

Neuro Sonic is an energy drink, a fact obscured within the unusual bottle and confusing text. It does not explicitly claim to be such a beverage, and outside the unemphasized words "energize" and "mental performance," the common caffeine craving consumer would just pass on by looking for their kick. Its crazy atypical container is sure to gain some aroused glances, however without an univocal labeling as to what it exactly is, the curiosity will likely turn into hopeless confusion.

The pastel red nipple screws off and is actually the cap, however the scent following is wretchedly alike those chewable nausea tablets. The taste is thankfully much more palatable, a surprisingly sweet cherry who is both incompletely authentic and artificial on the tongue. The middle ground it strikes is balanced, and the fruit indicates appropriate saccharinity through a blend of actual and synthetic sugars. There is some cranberry played with, as well as notes of raspberry and lime; all meager examples broadening the cherry's profile and resulting in something with decent depth. There is only thirty five calories per bottle but it does not taste so, with the flavour's complexity mostly masking the sham sugar's slight finish who still rears in occasionally. Overall, Neuro Sonic Energy Drink is something I would drink again for its taste.

My researched tells me that each bottle contains only fifty milligrams of caffeine, a number not entirely unexpected but unfortunate nonetheless. There is also: taurine, many B vitamins, and some annoyingly lengthy herbs and extracts and stuff. In the end, Neuro Sonic Energy Drink's unanticipated impotency and ambiguous bottle outweighs its tastiness.

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