Sin Thirst Sin Hemp & Lemon Energy Drink Review

Spiritless silver flirts sophistication with its regal graphics, but what business does the green have here; the flavor is "lemon" and not "lime." Maybe it is colored after that of hemp. Its sober visuals and textured can try far too hard to make this the premium energy drink it wants to be; it is too small and obscure to have had any chance escaping that infamous orange price tag.

Pheromones of the equally sinful Stacker 2 Sinful Citrus flood from the opened can, keeping alive the brand's tradition of ugly odors. Graciously, the flavor here is decent; indeterminate citruses miff its dull pear and pineapple suggestions. All sips taunt tongues with something of a nutty nuance, but this is far too relaxed an experience to provoke such depth. Tartness and feisty effervescence justify the stolid saccharinity, although its artificialness is nobly camouflaged. Every ounce is spent pondering rather than enjoying. Then at the bottom of the can, when you have gathered your thoughts on what flavors make up the flavor, you never truly form an opinion on it.

Vitamin C, caffeine, guarana, horny goat weed, B vitamins and some others make up this energy blend. The buzz lasted an hour, two if bribed, and my beef bayonet demonstrated no more moment than he typically does. As an herbal soft drink you could not do much better. Fact is, this dissimulates as an energy drink, and that is how it gets a thumbs down.

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Sin Thirst Sin Maca & Rose Energy Drink Review

A worthy trip to my local Big Lots unveiled several new energy drinks, including two in this Sin Thirst Sin line. The faded pink fails to liven the colorless can, a small eight ounce transport uninteresting with an abstruse name.

Pinch your nose as you sip; this is one mephitic beverage. Only the brave will stand the scent, but everyone will enjoy the balanced fusion of subtle lemon and strawberry, spiced with ginger and spiked with sweetness. Caressing carbonation confirms swift depletion of the single serving, complementing the soft flavors with synthetic sugars who never breath in any chemical nastiness. A delicate exercise in sophistication, Sin Thirst Sin Maca & Rose is a drink unlike many others, and very much worth the fifty cents paid.

Each can has B vitamins, caffeine, horny goat weed, guarana, and vitamin c, among others. There is not much energy here, something like an hour or so long of a weak buzz. My pork sword never escaped its sheath either, although the Misses knows that phenomenon all too well. Overall, Sin Thirst Sin Maca & Rose desperately needs a clearer image and greater potency to ever preform contently in the market. As in, there is a reason this was at Big Lots.

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neuro Passion Energy Drink Review

Trapped in an equally vague bottle, Neuro Passion contains caffeine and claims to energize just like its "Sonic" brother did last year; it apparently makes too much sense to simply write "energy drink" somewhere on the container. It is at least a beaut to look at, curvaceous with a crimson red that makes the white text pop, although there is too much of it.

The grooves in the lid are small but conform well to your digits, and just like the aforementioned variety, this has quite the bitter aroma. The flavor is providentially palatable, roughly effervescent with distant declarations of tangerine, tenebrously tart with a just sweetness. There are cherry implications and mango nuance, with perhaps some orange as well. Dismally the dirty carbonation and distracted flavors make for an experience of unexpected chaos, one without much harmony or real reason. It certainly does not taste bad, but it is difficult to say what exactly it tastes like.

There is very little of a kick here, containing B vitamins, taurine, some hard to spell minerals or chemicals, and an unknown quantity of caffeine. Like Angles Aphroenergy, this beverage is intended also to awake your giggle stick (and hope she does not giggle). I hate to report that it was no more, um, interested, after drinking this, although it could just be me (and I am sure the Misses would agree). On the whole, this is a mess of a review, because this is a mess of a product. That is what this is, a product. Not an energy drink, not a salacious drink. A product. A product  birthed out of stupidity (probably because the parents bought this instead of a condom).

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Angles Aphroenergy Drink Review

Golden like Caffeine Free Diet Coke, this eight ounce drink comes in a bland bullet-can. With horny goat weed it is intended to stimulate your trouser snake as well as give you energy for, well you know, using your trouser snake. But while I commend the company for not taking the dirty or juvenile path with the can, their attempt at sophistication comes at the cost of personality.

Uncharismatically carbonated, there is an apple taste initially hardly sweet. There is a sugary bite further along, but the beginning flavor relies more on its sourness. There is a fairly vinous characteristic too, the most subdued in an experience subdued itself. There are addled notes of citrus, mostly lemon really, hardly defined and transparently tasted without any arguable depth. But at a small eight ounces, there is more than enough complication to keep you guessing, but fortunately the sips are inviting enough to make that enjoyable.

Each can contains: caffeine, horny goat weed, ginseng, taurine, ginkgo, guarana, B vitamins, damiana, among others. There was not too much energy from this, a buzz lasting an hour and a half. For randiness however, I did not feel too much going own down there (as the missus chimes in "like always"). On the whole, despite the admittedly creative concupiscent artifice, Angles Aphroenergy lacks the makings of a good energy drink.

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