Java Monster Salted Caramel Energy Coffee Review

The boring brown can here looks almost no different from many of the myriad of other varieties in the Java spinoff of the Monster line. It has a woodgrain background, minimal text, and, well, not much else. What does that mean, ladies and germs? It means that there is not much else to say here.

Twenty five grams of sweetness, from sugar, glucose, and caramelized sugar, craft the saccharine experience you would expect- oh, and do not forget the dash of sucralose added for waist-friendly saccharinity. It works decently well to all the milkiness, every gulp thick with fattiness, from the can's five grams, although each imbibe has a greater heaviness than the fat-content would suspect; a touch of some artificially thickener lurks about. The caramel flavor is surprisingly restrained, leaving the super-sugariness to do almost all of the talking; and let me tell you, seldom do sips showcase this solicited sapor. The saltiness, achieved at least from the 550 milligrams of sodium, is milder than anticipated and unfortunately so, lost inside the beverage's heavy love for cream and honey; knock the word "Salted" off of the can and the taste would not have even been noticed. Overall, not a glorious extension of the large Java Monster line, but I drank the entire can sooner than I thought; that sounds like it means something.

The energy cocktail reads as follows: taurine, ginseng, caffeine (170 milligrams), inositol, guarana, vitamin C, and B vitamins. The kick is exactly the two and a half hour one you would expect; a gradual and rather pleasant buzz that you just wished lasted a bit longer, considering the premium price some stores charge for the fifteen ounce drink. In the end, Java Monster Salted Caramel does taste something like coffee, caramel, and does provide some energy. It fits the bill, however, it never goes above and beyond.

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